'Hot water, sandy bottom, good waves, big and perfect and everything very cheaply! " - Was the fish they sold me ran the now distant year of 2005.
I was then invited by a friend who surfs just occasionally - despite living 50 meters from the beach. I had never traveled with Presley and was pleasantly surprised to see that quite disparate shapes may ultimately be complementary. It seems that such a will that I have already said - please return to cap10 ... ã ã - came to us both burst and two weeks after it appears, consumables starting.
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What registered in Puerto Escondido was that water was not as hot as it appeared, the waves were closing a lot, were large in only half the time and everything was expensive. maybe not the beers. If nothing else, and on the fortnight, my face was half on the east coast in a 5 star All Inclusive - somewhere for the extensive Mayan Riviera - expending the very same amount that each of us to sleep in a surfcamp comprising bungalows Wicker, sleeping in moldy bowls inside the far west coast mosquito ...
The village was picturesque but totally reduced to the market gringo surfer. Capitalism prevailed and only a trip 200km further south worth the dollars invested ... Barra de la Cruz was the best wave on a sandy bottom I have ever seen in life and in 48 hours when it ran, I could charge some of the longer tubes of my amateur career.
Then follow some excerpts from the report of trip:
- 'Come ... come on vacation pro ... Mexico? "
- The valley is q ...?
- '200cts Tickets ... the rest we'll see ... we leave Madrid. "
- May be ...
- Tou with buying online ... can not come back.
- Loads Enter ...
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Leopoldo - L
Rudas - R
Presley - P
IDA ---> going
Dinner the previous day.
P - Puto, tomorrow we move there by your house around 8:30 / 9am ... had lunch with JB in Elvas and went to Madrid ... had dinner with his girlfriend and friends of Leo. He leaves us outside the airport, caught the plane and here we go.
R - Vcs-2 will rise at dawn to pick me up here in St. ..? I better not leave the car there in Peniche ...?
P - nay, nay. Just Leo load the van and tore out soon il be right there ... Lisbon to follow and always up for AE Elvas.
R - Tu sabi Thurs.
Noon the following day.
L - Fosgasse Rudas, staying away eat shit.
R - Cstumo take half an hour to go surfing your home ...
L - But it did not come here to Santa Cruz years ago bueso shovel. Think I never surfed here ... this is really very far.
P - This guy said I was going there to load the van was already eq and asks me 3 hours later ...
L - Dasse. Fucking pissed. A guy offers transportation and the 'evil content so il be right there. Q must think I am going to present Spanish so!!
And there we go below Portugal.
L - There's old guard of Santa Cruz does not know o. .. o. .. o. ..
R - Yeah, and was with them in the water on the scene in q. .. and q. .. q and shots o. .. pro shot ... q and o. .. peed pro windscreen of .... and then shat it all with sand.
L - This is why I avoid going q qd il be right there it is almost flat here in Penix. You guys are very hardcore ... I enjoy it and do my q no me f.. the flaps.
R - Santa Cruz is q is hardcore ...? You will enjoy C'O shit!!
L - Peniche We're all cool guys. The piorzitos are the bb's. Neither we get along with them ...
Q - My dear Alcobaça q is not the Battle ... bunch of animals.
R - Oh Leo ... Air conditioning alloy sff.
L - q if not spent much diesel.
Q - But oh dude, who will pay for the diesel we are.
L - Once the truck goes less.
R - But just linger forever for lunch bucket ... since we left home late for my shit and J're waiting for us for lunch.
L - Fosgasse, kids fucking man! Q Women are worse man ...
4 pm, Lunch Princely home of JB and his honorable distintíssima famélga.
JB - The last time I went up surfing q - last weekend - Peniche was not that far! Where you guys walked shovel ?!?!?!
L - The Rudas has house of Judas in the ass man.
P - No comment.
R - Thinking q q me was this guy made my first board-measure, dass.
JB - You guys are the cowboys of the West piorio ... q worst women.
L - It was exactly that I already told them. Girls fucking ... no longer do as the men of our generation.
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We have talked about surfing, chicks, politics and travel. We returned to the moms and went to visit the Business Park q belongs to JB on the pretext to pack the boards ... q távamos thinking we were going to drink one or two but then pack the boards. Kisses to J and then took off for Madrid. Along the way unchecked the dinner. We confirmed as arriving at the airport. This is all in Spanish q until we understand cost.
L - Más cariño, which are la puta de la highway.
R - if Q is the M30, M60 or M90.
L - Si .. itself .... itself .... Entiendo you. Hasta luego q Hablemos ready. Si .. itself .... I you too and that.
Q - But you you know Spanish ...?
L - There qts years there'll shaper surfboards O caramel?
Q - Is not that you asked ... q connecting the AC.
R - Tamos running out of diesel.
L - tb That I already know ... vcs and I still f. .. head with AC. Donkeys shovel.
Almost without diesel, we have entered a service area. They had no gas, we went to second. We ate ice cream, bought cookies and candy. We went to Madrid.
R - Léo, tamos the time of the decisions ... was the M30 or M60 ...? Q I remembered the M90 is not sure.
L - I do not know me well ...
Q & A -?
L - I can not understand half the crap she says q q q vcs want I do for you?
R - We'll miss your flight ...
P - q I confess I'm getting stressed.
L - q shovel is frox C'O bunch of shit ...
A - No welts here ...?
L - No.
R - But you should look ... q so let's stop in the middle of Madrid.
L - And then ...?
P - The traffic is worse in Peniche q Léo.
L - You guys so nervous for me to shovel.
R - Imagine to us with the tickets in his pocket.
L - Ena C'a transit bastard ... everything stopped! You guys believe this shit !?!??!
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We have now at check in due to construction. We unload the car, full of hunger and appears Leo's girlfriend, my sister and a friend. I was wrong ... A friend. Beautiful, blond, tanned, nice at times and with two beautiful and outrageous implants able to travel the most sedentary of homosexuals.
LoiraBpa-'vosotros But not for cenar Quedan ????'
We looked at each other and yet we were to stay there for 15 days and shit in mexico ... Leo disappeared with the 3 babes. And we we left to the other side of the Atlantic.
PUERTO ESCONDIDO UNDERGROUND
Sixth or seventh consecutive hours at the International Airport of Mexico City.
P - I 'm tired of flying ... these waits between flights leave my head.
R - We should have come by bus then ...
P - Puerto Qtas hours are up to yourself??
R - and a little ... is a snap. Let me know if my mp3 and sudokus you are embarrassing.
P - This is with every chick ...
R - High maya music q Brother told me.
P - Q Is there internet here??
R - Must be in oooooutra tip of the airport.
Q - I'm there.
R - Ufffffff
Ten minutes later.
Q - Do not short those metal keyboards. And look there ... q have to be always doing shit these Sudokus??
R - stimulates the intellect ... is the only way to get closer to your level.
P - Fosgasse ... would be better to come alone. I do not alloy any man!
R - Tou with you since yesterday ... we will still be together another 2 weeks. To have everything you want to talk q hj O aventesma ...?
Q - But how can you be silent so long ...?
R - You talk to all occasions do not you?
Q - They call us to check-in pro ... Buga!
R - Can not hear a whole song meeeeesmo do you?
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We raised and landed. How qq surfer into new territory, we began to try if the lines q deslindrar saw themselves at the back was what we have been expecting. Oddly, the sea seemed so small. Grab junk. The Presley was searched - go to see if there is that aspect of it drugdealer q loads - and since everyone was on the beach we arrived. Nobody was waiting for us ... typical attitude of bodyboarders ...
(The 'B' to BB because neither is interested tell them apart. OT is Taxi Driver)
R - It is man ... Rock is qq thing. Away or I do not know where. Look ... 6 Portuguese is where together!
T - should be here by then. I will ask ...
P - This guy 's give us bathed ...
R - Tb seems ... this is so small q smacks me roar.
T - No. .. this is not. Let us stop the next ... No. This is not tb.
R - So now we pay, we are here and we try to walk.
P - Bora.
T - In the ... just need one more.
As it could not be. Was. The latter. Great coincidence. A whiff of shit, all of us at the beach and turns taxi.
R - Qt is then ....?
T - 2500 pesos.
R - Of that I have. Take that this is 5 eur q q is the currency of the future.
Q - Are you crazy ?????
R - It's just ... eyes guys there!! Maya had told me q's airport here was a thousand bucks last year.
T - conoser, Hijos de .....
R - Oh Clown!! You look fine Oh what ?????
B - Are you good? Arrived?
R - This is the Presley ... Look there's not exaggerate the reception party. Neither seems we are on oooooutro q side of the Atlantic. Where is the rest of the gang? And our bungalow?
B - appeases us. There is one vacancy in each bungalow. We only + one week.
R - Hmmmm ....
P - Buga there?
R - Look ... not take it badly but we'll find another spot to stay.
B - If you are the guys to get together and exchange of bowling can be the same ...
R - only if I got the guys all the drills in the same ... and then we were only 3 or 4 in the other and the rest ... forget. Joni had told me for a rent. Not rented ... patience.
We looked down the road and an old woman tried to negotiate with us but the price was stupidly high. Q We said we would get things over there but have not put their feet ... we came back to Rockaway. The next day would wander a bungalow. Made us a discount and we closed the business.
R - This shit is q are the waves ...?
B - It turns offshore bit again ...
R - I'll go now. Buga Prez?
Q - Okay.
R - The water's hot at least.
Q - Are you a current stupid.
B - eye dude!! Have come a long??
R - It's so good you could go in either q O receive asshole?
B - It turns bit offshore.
Q - Have we had said yes ... q
After a bit turned offshore. It was the first and last days qo offshore appeared on time. Over the next 2 weeks, or by typhoons q walked the neighborhood or by mere chance, the guy only made itself felt by matina ... how often the sea was hungover, qd began to show signs of wanting to straighten out, the wind circled and waited for the next morning.
Oddly, that week we got only small sea. But even small, to fleeing pro flat ... at high tide it was hard to surf. In empty or had time to drop. Anyway ... nightmare. Or chicks, or waves ... were not for my mp3 and sudoku and had been a first week of horror.
RETURN
We took the taxi, and took leave of our friends from France, Australia, USA and Canada ...
R - Bye Puerto up ever!
P - It was not that bad ... tb
A - Yes yes ... but I prefer corals.
Airport Puerto
(5 minutes by taxi to the actual price - the baths are only for those who arrive)
R - I do not remember the bags so heavy here ...
P - you il be right there I put my things, not take it badly ...
R - You take rocks home ??!??!
...
R - so we wanted to check in sff ...
G1 - A momentitos.
Q - Are you in a hurry?
R - I want to go home ...
R - sff Ohhh! Távamos here first! You look to move people ahead of us?
G1 - I paid las tablas??
R - Ai q now tell us that??
Q - Where do you pay it ...?
G1 - Ali adelante.
...
R - I pay the whores of the boards q do not pay here ...
G2 - Tarjeta or dinero?
R - Tarjeta ... both q and paid this guy beside me has no money goes to fifteen days ...
G2 - The card does not.
R - not for lack of money ... try again xD.
G2 - No.
R -?
P -?
R - Do not like? Shit happens there.
G2 - No.
Q - Quiet ... where q is MB?
G2 - The pueblo ... hai here at all.
R - I kill these bitches.
Q - We're back to pueblo.
...
R - Where can you catch a taxi?
G1 - A momentitos.
R - Again this conversation ... tamos f. .. 'll miss the plane.
Q - Quiet ... waiting for the taxi.
G1 - I called it ... there it is not slow.
...
R - It is here we are 1 / 4 hour ... gotta raise money. The taxi fucking??
P - q tb me confess I begin to fidget with you all ...
G1 - A momentitos.
...
R - Fosgasse man!! What if I miss the plane eat? But il be right there are the boards and then qd vcs shall give you the real gana send them to Portugal.
G1 - the taxi has not arrived yet?? Strange ...
Q - Should we have gone pras Maldives ... still doing well over the bills ... we saved some.
...
R - Bora enter the taxi q so these guys coming ...
Q - But is it a minivan ... and this group're waiting.
R - Bora Bora ... You give us a ride to the pueblo?? We need $$$$...
T - Si si ... come all.
P - Ganda latóza ...
R - Who does not cry mama.
...
T - San 300 pesos.
R - Atão but it was not a ride ...?
T - Si si ... 300 pesos a ride.
Q - I have here a little cash ... will raising money that I paid for it.
...
Q - I have set up ...?
R - Já. .. q and now we get another taxi back ...
Q - You know where you are ...?
R - nay ... a look there!! Oh man!! Oh man!!
R - You take us to the airport but I only give you 100 pesos.
T - ok
Q - But you do not stop to haggle.
R - Until we get out of mexico not.
...
R - And now I can pay with money raised through the q card does not work then ...?
G2 - q has to wait ...
R - There was nothing that was not waiting.
Q - But everything's against us ...?
...
After seeing 5 guys pay with Tarjeta ... there might be paid - in cash.
...
R - Oh sff! Do you remember ... we? We lacked the receipt of the planks.
G1 - A momentitos.
P - Fosgasse!! She does not enjoy.
...
R - + 20minutes passed. There're no one in line ... but you You look silly or not well bates paddle ?????
G1 - Si si ... I had forgotten the vosotros.
R - q Fosgasse I kill this p. ... shit.
...
We ran pro X-ray
...
G3 - You señor q buttoning his shirt.
R - But there 's a guy in naked torso in ...!!!!!!
G3 - You señor q buttoning his shirt.
P - No comment.
R - I still hold ... 're buttoned shirt señorita ... anything else in q can help her to q let me go home ....????
G3 - Ai q but gentle ...
R - (q knew you will have to kill you frisked me from top to bottom)
...
While we waited (just) leave the plane, were searched from head to toe N American couples with one aspect of being the Quercus or Greenpeace. Undid them the bags were all apalparados ... beautiful.
R - NEVER to return here!
P - I maybe not ... to
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